kill rock stars

vilepup:

"like" if humans are bad but deserve pity, "reblog" if humans deserve no mercy and must die out

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

n-athaniel:

Favorite egg I’ve made (Eggzra)

n-athaniel:

Favorite egg I’ve made (Eggzra)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

drakefanclub:

Neato

drakefanclub:

Neato

flamingno:

mom… dad… i’m…

#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

precocious-child:

Insomnia self-portraits finished  (Though part of a larger series that will certainly be continued) Pencil, muji sketchbook Under 5 minutes each

precocious-child:

Insomnia self-portraits finished
(Though part of a larger series that will certainly be continued)
Pencil, muji sketchbook
Under 5 minutes each

"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." - Amelie (2001)

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

exfatalist:

skarver:

when did “entry level” become “requires 3-5 years work experience”?

*whispers* when unemployment rates skyrocketed and employers realized they could have their pick of desperate job seekers willing to take entry level work they were vastly over-qualified for, meaning they do not need to pay for said employee’s qualifications or experience

Straight White Boy Problem #205

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i fall asleep in class and the teacher calls on me like im trying to sleep

Members of Blur:

internalshrine:

Damon
Harry Potter
Steve who likes Cheese
Quiet Drum Man
Jarvis Cocker

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

hotsuburbandad:

Me every morning